Everybody has priorities. This shirt just says it out loud. The "Fecal Matters" tee is bathroom humor for grown-ups who never really grew up — an easy laugh at the bar, the shop or the next family cookout.
Details
Unisex classic fit
Heavyweight 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) — sturdy and built to last
Tear-away label, no itchy tag
Crew neck with ribbed collar
Sizing: See our size guide for exact measurements. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.
Made to order: Every item is printed just for you when you order, which cuts down on waste. Please allow a few extra days for production before it ships.
